Ever wonder just exactly what kind of nature, nurture and arrested socialization led to the development of two demented troglodytes like us? Sociologists at major universities have been asking the same question for years! Well now, it will all be revealed to you in these full-length, full-color "auto-biographies" of Tom and Ray.

A lot of folks also have asked for background on our staff. Well, that's not exactly how they posed the question. I believe it was more like "What kind of dim-witted morons would ever work for you guys??" Well, the kinds whose bios are listed right here. By the way, you might want to show these staff bios to your kids...to show them what could happen if they don't stay in school and study hard.