Cruising the wide-open tarmac of America, looking for love -- and wondering what the best line is to toss toward that Christie Brinkley or Fabio look-alike in the Miata in the next lane? We've got the answer.

So, here's the scenario:

You're inching along in stop-and-go traffic. A babe/hunk pulls up next to you, turns...and smiles. You inch up some more...your heart's beating a little faster...s/he pulls up next to you again...and smiles! You roll down your window... s/he rolls down her/his window, and you say...

Well, click below and you'll find out exactly what to say!

Yours in roadside infatuation,

Click and Clack
The Tappet Brothers