Senior Personal Ads
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Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida
Newspapers. Who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?
FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious, blue-haired beauty, 80s slim,
5'-4"(used to be 5-6), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth
husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.
SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the
ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get
together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.
WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a
dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and
caramel candy.
BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in
my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If
you were a groovy chick, or even a groovy hen, let's get together and
listen to my eight-track tapes.
MINT CONDITION: Male, 1922, high mileage, good condition, some
hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in
running condition, but walks well.
MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you
can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads
Prissy Lee
[ As Read on Car Talk ]