Really Bad Country Song Titles
"I Gave Her My Heart and a Diamond, and She Clubbed Me With a Spade"
"How Did You Get so Ugly Overnight?"
"Mama Get the Hammer, There's a Fly on Papa's Head"
"I'd Rather Pass a Kidney Stone than Another Night With You"
"I Would've Wrote You a Letter, But I Couldn't Spell "Yuck!"
"My Phone Ain't Been Ringin' So I Guess It Wasn't You"
"They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out"
For the complete list, see http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm
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