Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk.
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A truck carrying vicks vaporub overturned on the highway, amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours strait
Robin: The cars not working
Batman: Did you check the battery?
Robin: Whats a tery?
Two Cadillac drivers got in a fender-bender, got out of their cars, and then started yelling at each other.
Within a few seconds they were in a fist-fight. I guess you could say things Escaladed quickly.
What is the last thing that goes through a bug’s mind before it hits the windshield?
I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.